Life
by Brandon Wenerd on August 9, 2011

  • 25 Sexiest Athlete Summer Bodies. [Bleacher Report]
  • 7 MTV ‘True Life’ doc*mentaries that should be made. [Guyism]
  • Flowchart: Do You Have to Wake Up Yet? [College Humor]
  • Uncoordinated Chick vs. Pool Jump…WHO YA GOT!?!? [Gorilla Mask]
  • Porn Star Sandee Westgate Approved This Guide To Oral Sex For Men. [COED Magazine]
  • Eight Things to Know for Planning a Fantasy Football Draft Party. [Smoking Jacket]
  • Angela Sarafyan: The Good Old Fashioned Orgy hottie. [Maxim]
  • 30 Babes in Bikinis on a Beach. That is all… [The Chive]
  • 20 Babies Who Look Like Celebrities. [Super Booyah]
  • 25 Dumbest Ways To Die. [TruTV]
  • Ten New Classic Wii Games. [Unreality]
  • 8 Amazing Garage Sale Finds. [Mental Floss]
  • The Top 50 NFL Twitter Must-Follows. [Busted Coverage]
  • Week In Women: Kerr! Refaeli! [Zoo Today]
  • 10 dumbest self defense patents. [TruTV]
  • The 16 Finest Frat Castles In All The Land. [COED Magazine]
  • Sara Jean Underwood & Friends Like To Party. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Pollyanna Woodward in FHM (UK). [GCeleb]
  • The 20 Most Awesomest “Missing” Posters Of All Time. [Heavy]
  • Sammy Braddy: Best Boobs In Britain! [Zoo Today]
  • The 25 Hottest Women to Date Sports Playboys. [Bleacher Report]
  • 69 Cleverly Covered Nudes. [COED Magazine]
  • A freshman's guide to drinking games. [College Candy]
  • Rent-A-Mistress Is A Real Thing? [Next Round]
  • The 30 Hottest Selena Gomez Bikini Pics. [Ranker]
  • Beach volleyball players use their “assets” for advertising. [Guyism]
  • When I think cheerleaders, I think splits. [The Chive]
  • Sometimes the “Prank-er” becomes the “Prank-ee” A Compilation of Pranks That Backfired. [Linkiest]
  • 5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2. [Cracked]
  • Ilary Blasi Is World’s Most Athletic Paddleball WAG. [Busted Coverage]
  • Apple Becomes Most Valuable Company in World, Briefly. [Newser]
  • The 10 Greatest Farts In Live TV History. [Super Booyah]
  • FHM's Girlfriends: the ultimate collection. [FHM]
  • The Top 25's Best College Football Game-Day Traditions. [Bleacher Report]
  • Breaking: Ashley Greene Made A Mojito. [Film Drunk]
  • The Michael Bay Low-Angle Camera Spinning Shot Supercut. [Screen Junkies]
  • Horror Channel Rolls Out World's Gnarliest Bowling Balls. [Ad Week]
  • SPOILER ALERT! The Pittsburgh Steelers Will Be In The Dark Knight Rises. [With Leather]
  • Visual Aide: Standard & Poor’s World Credit Ratings. [High Definite]
  • Ben Stiller to direct ‘Nerdball'. [Film Drunk]
  • Tiffany Toth Rises to the Top. [Smoking Jacket]
  • 6 Ways to Get Anyone to Believe a Clearly Fake News Story. [Cracked]
  • Marisa Ruckel – Alleged College Volleyball Prostitute – Invites Blog To Party. [Busted Coverage]
  • NFL Power Rankings: The 10 Best Stadiums in the NFL. [Bleacher Report]
  • America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again. [IAMBORED]
  • Trivial Pursuit Trolls Harry Potter. [Next Round]
  • Vida Guerra Will Make You Rock Hard. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • HOTT HOTTT HOTT: Imogen Thomas Does A Bikini Calendar Shoot. [Moe Jackson]
  • 5 Scientific Reasons Your Idea of Happiness Is Wrong. [Cracked]
  • I think I have a chemical addiction to yoga pants. Yep. I Do. [The Chive]
  • Rihanna Busts Out Her Bikini Cleavage And Groovy Booty [Popoholic]
  • NHL Predictions 2011-2012: Evander Kane and 10 Players Ready To Break Out. [Bleacher Report]
  • Scuba Diver's Body Found 17 Years Later. [Newser]
  • Now these are bowling balls. [The Brigade]
  • 25 awesome classic pinball machines. [HolyTaco]
  • There's a clash in London when alcohol is banned in the subway. [truTV]
  • Stacie Sullivan: Get Some. [Gorilla Mask]
  • 9 Steps to Creating Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape. [Cracked]
  • NFL Power Rankings: 5 Teams Too High in First ESPN Rankings. [Bleacher Report]

F-You to Stupid Politicians of the Day

  • Via The Daily What: “Midwestern mom” Lucy Nobbe, a VP at private equities and investment firm Wedbush Morgan Securities, paid an aerial advertising company ~$1,200 to fly over Wall Street today with a banner that reads “THANKS FOR THE DOWNGRADE. YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED.”

Insane Photo from the London Riots

via High Definite

Seriously, the Riots are Really F-ed Up…

Fart of The Day

Not Your Typical Homeless Dude…