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Auburn Football Commit Kerryon Johnson Chugs Mustard on the Sidelines to Avoid Cramps

By 08.25.14

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Cramps are no joke. They can turn the most finely tuned athlete into a quivering hump of rubble. Just ask LeBron James.

As such, everyone is looking to avoid them. And they’ll do it by any means necessary, no matter how disgusting.

Witness Kerryon Johnson, an Auburn commit, just housing mustard on the sidelines of his high school game over the weekend. It’s a move the stuffed shirt in the Grey Poupon ads would hate, but apparently has some scientific merit.

So cheer up, middle school weirdo eating things for money during lunch, your special skill may indeed have a real world application.

[H/T: Bleacher Report]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
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