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Asswipe Test Drives Ferrari And Promptly Crashes It

By 07.12.14

WARNING: For car enthusiasts, the video is extremely graphic and depressing.

This gentleman is interested in a Ferrari California, and why wouldn’t he be, the incredible hard top convertible with a 7-speed dual-clutch automated manual and a V-8 engine that pumps out 454 hp that allows it a top speed of 193 mph is a thing of beauty. Only 6,000 of these sensational vehicles are made per year, but the world is one less after this tragic accident. The price tag on one of these small dick enhancers starts at $198,190, but price was not the issue to this guy who test drove the spectacular machine. However this rookie took one turn too fast and smashed the mechanical artwork into a wall. Does the term, “You break it, you buy it,” apply to $200,000 sports cars? The most underrated part of the video is the douche going back to the car to get his sunglasses and basically saying, “Deal with it.”


Paul Sacca
About Paul Sacca... World Renowned Toenail Model | Inventor of the Glory Hole | Shared a Cruller Doughnut with Jonah Hill in 2009 | Buys Porno Magazines in Airports | Voted Most Likely to be Pantsless When Arrested | 10th Member of the Wu-Tang Clan | Probably Slept with your Mother
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