Ariana Grande And Big Sean Have Reportedly Broken Up

I can’t imagine what Ariana Grande’s relationship with Big Sean has been like recently, considering that Justin Bieber groped her on stage and just yesterday Grande’s Dad warned Big Sean about “giving her that D” via Instagram. Not that it even matters though, considering that the two have reportedly broken up which means Big Sean won’t be giving Ariana the D anymore…regardless of whether it meant “Dick” or “Detroit.”

According to Us Magazine, the ultimate bastion of “God I hate myself for reading this shit but here I am reading it anyway,” Sean and Ariana ended their relationship a few weeks ago due to conflicting tour schedules that would keep them apart for the next year. However, they’re apparently still friends.

How adorable.

“They both deeply care for each other and remain close friends,” their reps tell Us in a joint statement. “We kindly ask that the media respect their wish for privacy regarding this personal matter at this time.”

…the Finally Famous rapper shared a cryptic Twitter update earlier this month, writing on April 4: “Just know I love u and I care for ya.” Grande echoed his sentiments via Twitter early Thursday. “Love u babes the most,” the “Bang Bang” hitmaker wrote. “You just can’t imagine.”

So what does that mean for us common folk? Nothing really. It’s not like any of you guys have a chance with this:

[H/T US Magazine]