Animal Control Called To Protect Neighborhood From…Wait, What The Hell Is That?

Kent County Animal Shelter

It’s one thing to want to keep the neighborhood safe from wild animals. It’s quite another when people freak out and dial up animal control without taking a slightly closer look at the animal in question.

Two animal control officers in Grand Rapids, Michigan were sent to a home on the southwest side of the city after a resident reported a tiger on the loose. There was no loose tiger, only a couple loose morons calling animal control for no reason.

When the Kent County Animal Control Officers arrived, they saw what appeared to be a real tiger in someone’s backyard. They approached the animal and soon realized all wasn’t as it seemed from far away.

As the officers got closer, they were able to look through a side fence and quickly discovered the life-sized animal was actually stuffed!

The stuffed kitty was taken into custody but the pussy afraid of stuffed animals is still at large.

[via ABC 27]

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