This crib is what I imagine when I think about Jay Gatsby's mansion, which, for the record, is not that often (I'm not a fucking weirdo for shit's sake.). But is this it? Is this real estate porn at it's finest for Americans? Can't be. I know this estate is impressive, but it doesn't look $190 million worth of impressive; I don't care what fucking city it is in. Maybe I'm the minority here. Maybe, much like my real porn habits, I prefer my real estate porn to be a little more "exotic" looking. And by that I mean Asian.