Man, what took us so long? We’re just now on the verge of having a sex toy vending machine in the United States? The country that used to sell cigarettes out of machines so 11-years-olds could snag a pack when they needed a toke? Never understood why they stopped doing that. Oh yeah, it was stupid.
But this isn’t! And our wait is finally over as the country’s first sex toy vending machine is coming to the place where we let freedom ring, Philadelphia.
Proud local entrepreneurs Vaughn Sandman and Dean Kitagawa tell Philly Mag…
“PinkBox believes that sex should be exciting, fun, and safe. As consenting adults, there is no wrong or bad way to enjoy yourself or each other. … Sex is nothing to be embarrassed about. We all do it (when we can) and we all think about it (the rest of the time). PinkBox is proud to be in the business of helping our customers explore and enjoy their individual sexuality.”
So what kind of goodies will these new PinkBoxes be stocking? (By the way, I see what they did there. PinkBox – RedBox, very clever.)
Dr. Timaree, who’s serving as PinkBox’s “resident sexpert” and curator of what’s inside, explains that the machine stocks “everything from condoms and cock rings to Lelo vibrators. There are glass dildos, and starter restraint kits.”
And even more good news is that because of their low overhead Dr. Timaree says that the prices of their items will be “very competitive.”
I don’t know what that means, but USA! USA! USA!
H/T Uproxx; Sex toys image by Shutterstock