On Friday night American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis went on a Twitter binge disclosing all sorts of details about what his infamous character Patrick Bateman would be like in 2012. Brainstorming aloud for almost five hours and taking 12 pages of group-sourced notes for a sequel to American Psycho, Ellis speculated that the psychopathic would be obsessed with Facebook, Kim Kardashian, and Blendr. Bateman would hate the KONY 2012 guys and his "ideal threesome" would be Chris Brown and Rihanna. He'd be buddies with Scott Disick (who Ellis said he wants to play Bateman in a sequel) and Rob Kardashian and hang out regularly with Mumford and Son's. After the jump, read the whole string of Tweets about Bateman via the mind of his creator below.