by David Covucci on January 14, 2014

One? France. The French. The French drink more whiskey than us. Are you fucking kidding, people? Are you going to let this stand? We are even behind Uruguay.

This is an embarrassment. According to the study, the average Frenchmanwoman drinks 2.15 liters of whiskey a year. Americans? 1.45. 

Well, I know I'm doing my part. I probably put back a liter every two weeks. The rest of you? Step yo game up. 

And us Americans don't even drink the most American whiskey. That prize goes to Australia.

Piss poor, people. Piss poor. 

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