That’s because everyone’s favorite emergency contraceptive is now available on everyone’s favorite online retail shop.
That’s right, you can buy Plan B on Amazon.
You could get it here. Or here. Or even here.
Just a click away. You don’t even have to put on sweatpants to walk to the pharmacy.
The pill is cheap as hell, too. Most options are about 50% less than the in-store price. BOOM. The free market at work in the name of baby murder. Republicans must feel quite conflicted about this.
The pill is effective up to 72 hours after intercourse, so while you can use your free, two-day shipping and still be in the clear, you might wanna spring for next day. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.