Amazon Announces Prime Day 2 So We Can All Be Disappointed One More Time! (Parody)

So were you like, well, EVERYONE, and completely let down by Amazon’s much-ballyhooed Prime Day sales last week? Well, don’t worry, the folks over at Amazon have heard you loud and clear and are ready to make up for it with Prime Day 2.

Whoa! An airplane seat belt extender slashed from $16.98 all the way down to $16.48?! Oh man, Prime Day 2 is going to rule!!