by Brandon Wenerd on April 2, 2014


Hands down the best food on the planet, right? You have no idea how badly I want pizza right now. I‘m disappointed they didn’t include the fact that it tastes best at 3AM when doused in Ranch dressing. Also… How the hell did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles use PIZZA to stay lean and strong ninja machines? After my third slice, I usually just want to lay on the couch and watch cartoons. 

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: