It looks as though our National NIGHTMARE is coming to a close. Because according to Amanda Bynes, Amanda Bynes is really just pulling a much more destructive-looking Joaquin Phoenix on us. At least that's what she is saying to her publicist friend Jonathon Jaxson -- at least the first part is anyway. And since Jaxson is like me on the day I walked in our fraternity bathroom to see my friend drunkenly shit himself in his sleep, he immediately took that text and plastered it on his Twitter account. Out of concern, of course.
Here is Jaxson's twitter thread from last night. Awfully good of him to let us all know she's O.K., because now we won't waste a pick in our death pools on her.