Come on, don't tell us you're surprised about Alex Ovechkin making out with two Russian club girls named Lera and Olesya while being interview with GQ magazine. You already saw the photos from his summer vacation. More details via GQ after the jump.

They're dressed like snow bunneys and have clearly had at least some skating classes between them. A stray thought visits me that Ovie has brought one of them to keep me company, but before I can figure out which one, it becomes rather obvious he's planning to keep both...[He] takes turns making out with Lera while Olesya doc*ments the proceedings and making out with Olesya while Lera does the doc*menting. While the calves and the lamb cavort, I hug the boards for an hour and a half. The girls giggle. The whole tableau is a high school nightmare come to life.

You should really read the full version at GQ. However, if you want the spark notes check out Puck Daddy's list of 15 things GQ magazine taught us about Alex Ovechkin