Monday night's episode of “Piers Morgan Tonight” featured a ferocious debate between anti-government radio talk-show sparkplug Alex Jones and Piers Morgan. The explosive, fire-and-brimstone debate was over the 2nd Amendment. Jones decried Morgan's call for restrictions of semiautomatic weapons, pronouncing “1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms. It doesn’t matter how many lemmings you get out on the street begging for them to have their guns taken! We will not relinquish them! Do you understand?”
Jones, a notorious government/illumaniti conspiracy theorist, continued shouting:
“We did to point out that this is globalism, and the megabanks that control the planet and brag they have taken over in Bloomberg, AP, Reuters, you name it — brag they're going to get our guns as well. They have taken everybody's guns but the Swiss and the American people. When they get our guns, they can have their world tyranny while the government buys 1.6 billion bullets, armored vehicles, tanks, helicopters — Predator drones, armed, now in U.S. skies, being used to arrest people in North Dakota.”
“Hitler took the guns. Stalin took the guns. Mao took the guns. Fidel Castro took the guns. Hugo Chavez took the guns. And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms.”
The radio host even suggests deporting Morgan back to the United Kingdom for “his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens.” In fact, Jones even went so far as to start an official “Deport Piers Morgan” petition with the White House.
And finally, he suggests challenging Morgan to a boxing match. “I'll wear red, white and blue and you can wear your Jolly Roger.”
OK, that was funny.