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By 08.01.14


Forgive my ignorance, but is there always this much storyline in porn? Thirty-three minutes of a porn movie not spent with dicks penetrating poon seems like 33-minutes poorly spent. Am I wrong? AM I WRONG? No, I am not wrong.

That all said, I bet I could still get from point A to point B watching this. Would take some real effort since I fucking hated the Wizard of Oz, but nothing good in life ever comes easy. Yeah, that’s the mentality I’m choosing to go with here — being able to jerk off to porn that’s not really poor is good.

Warning: This video is (SADLY) safe for work. Unless, of course, you get off on bad dialogue and shitty set design.

[H/T Uproxx]

J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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