by David Covucci on April 23, 2014


According to a Vox article published today, you probably have herpes.

According to an Esquire article published later today, you probably don’t have herpes.

What’s a Bro to do?

Get tested.

Jesus, how fucking hard is this?

[Herpes via Shutterstock]

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