By now, you’ve heard about ABC’s new show Selfie. Today, the trailer dropped. And guess what? It actually has a plot!
Eliza Dooley (get it? … Eliza Doolittle) became famous for her looks on Instagram. But then, OMG, she puked on herself on an airplane and pictures of it were uploaded to the internet. TRAJ! Now, she needs to rehabilitate her ima—
Oh. It appears you have swallowed poison to stop reading about this show. And are now convulsing on the floor. Should I call 911?
I’ll call 911.