Life
by J. Camm on June 11, 2012

Here's a story to day dream about (happening to you) while you finish work today. 

This happened a few years ago. I was 27. My friend's ex had introduced me to her new friend we'll call her “Anna.” Anna was a serious little hottie. She was 19 with long, dark hair, huge tits, and a tight little ass. And she was Mexican and Filipino. In other words she was a total smokeshow. If you've never been with that mix, you really should find one ASAP.

So, Anna would come over to my place with my friend’s ex and we'd all play some pong or King's cup with my roommates. She was really tiny, so she got wasted really easily. My buddies and I would always try to sneak in a rule that involved taking off clothes. Anna was such an easy target and she'd end up in her bra and panties all the time. She and I were flirting for months now.

One night, Anna decides to bring a few of her friends with her to my place. Two of these girls were pretty hot. We're playing King's Cup and Anna and her friend “Audrey” are completely trashed. Anna ends up making some joke about Audrey and Audrey pretends like she is insulted.

Out of nowhere, Audrey says that she wants Anna to kiss her and apologize. So, naturally, Anna leans over and starts making out with Audrey. I knew Anna wanted my dick, so I decided to take advantage of this situation.

Fast forward an hour or so…Anna and Audrey have disappeared. I decide to go looking for them. I find them in my room. Anna is in my bed, under the covers, and Audrey is just sitting at the foot of the bed. I ask Anna what she is doing, and she says that she's tired and wants to sleep there because it's comfortable. Too f*cking easy.

I had a feeling that Anna was a little freak, so I took a chance. I pulled the covers off of her and grabbed a handful of her hair, bringing her up to her knees. With the gasp she let out, you'd have thought that I had just eaten her out for the last hour. The next thing I know, she's whipping my dick out and sucking it down like a pro. Seriously, the best head I've ever had. I don't think she had a gag reflex.

While she's sucking me off, Audrey is just sitting there watching. Anna stops and turns to Audrey and says, “Audrey, will you please do this for me. I had a sh*tty birthday the other day, and this would totally make up for it.” I'm not f*cking kidding. Audrey hesitates, and Anna practically starts begging her. Finally, Audrey agrees and they both start sucking my dick. It was f*cking amazing!

So, I'm about to bust when suddenly Anna's other friend “Brynn” bursts into the room and says that Audrey's ride is leaving and that Audrey needs to go. Anna doesn't even stop sucking me. Audrey just gets up and walks out of the room. So, now Brynn is just standing there staring at us. Anna looks at her and takes my dick out of her mouth just long enough to say, “Get on your knees, or get the f*ck out.” I couldn't make this sh*t up.

To my delight, Brynn shuts the door and does as she was told. They're both going at it, when Anna stops and says that she needs to be f*cked. So I do what any self-respecting man would do: I grab a rubber. I start f*cking Anna while Brynn is sucking her nips and fingering her own puss.

After about 10 minutes I start to feel like I can't hold it any longer, so I switch over to Brynn. I pound her for a few minutes, but she wasn't nearly as tight as Anna. So I switch back to Anna. Within a minute or two I bust. But Anna wasn't done yet. She grabs Brynn and starts going down on her. It was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Brynn finishes in a couple of minutes and it's all over.

It's 4 in the morning now, so I drive them both to Brynn's car a few blocks away. I never saw Brynn again, but after that night Anna and I became frequent f*ck buddies. Anna had this magical way of turning straight girls into bisexual ones. She would call me and ask to come over, and I would call her for a late night session a couple of times a week. We did that for about a year, until I met my girlfriend. We're still friends to this day. And that's my story about how I had two threesomes in one night.

I think a lot of us can relate to this next story. Or at least those of us with gift of drunken sleep-walking can. 

My three roommates and I up in Cuse had to pull a few all-nighters for a project that was due on Friday, to be presented in Brooklyn. Do not ask why. So the four of us do not sleep Wednesday or Thursday night, and then me, being the sole dude with a car, has to drive five hours while the three of them get to sleep. So I down three Red Bulls over the span of the five-hour drive at dawn Friday morning.

After a dismal presentation, I leave to a family dinner in NYC while the rest of them start their night.

As dinner starts winding down, my sister suggests I use her apartment for a speed pregame to catch up to my roommates’ level. I drink two more Red Bull vodkas, feeling solid, and then hurry and cab over to the bar that they are at.

I immediately spot them, and happily notice they have found themselves a very good-looking group of FIT girls. I walk over and get all the introductions; each of my roommates seems to be matched up with one of the girls, and my eye immediately catches one of the available ones, but I wasn’t really planning on spitting game and bringing anyone home (I was sleeping at my sisters place that night), so I’m just looking to rage. I still feel pretty behind in drunkenness at this point, so I buy a couple rounds of Cuervo shots, giving myself two for each of their one. A few vodka sodas later, we all decide to go to a more “lively” bar across the street.

This is where it starts to gets fuzzy: I order another round of Cuervos, which I remember being brought over to us on a tray. I then remember dancing with someone, my roommates come up and say their leaving, and I tell them that I will catch up with them tomorrow, since they are sleeping at a different apartment than me.

The next thing I REALLY remember is I am suddenly walking in a hallway, outside of apartments, dripping wet… and butt ass naked. It is not as if I woke up, rather I just suddenly “came to,” completely sober. Panic starts to set in but luckily, I am sober, and start to investigate… butt ass naked. I decide it was some combination of 5-6 Red Bulls, no sleep, and roofies. The window at the end of the hall shows it is still pitch black, and the place is completely quiet, so I assume it’s something like 4-6 AM.

I was on the fourth floor; I take the elevator down to the first. While in the elevator, I notice that my fingers smell like sex, and start to get flashes of some wild stuff. I venture towards the door to poke my head outside – I do not recognize where I am in the slightest. I look at the mailbox names and do not recognize any of them. At this point I am thinking holy sh*t WTF is going on, and decide to take the elevator floor by floor, poking my head out looking for a pile of clothes.

I find nothing.

I take the elevator back to the fourth floor where I started, assuming that has to be where “my” room is. Suddenly I see a puddle (remember, I am dripping wet) at one of the doors at the end of the hallway. I start banging on the door like a lunatic for a solid 5 minutes, and finally start to hear some movement. Some Asian dude answers the door, looks me up and down and says, “You friends play prank on you?” I ask him if he knows me, and after some incomprehensible conversation, the Asian angel gives me a pair of shorts and lets me use his cell phone. I call my sister, and she cabs over to pick me up; it is about 7AM.

Back at my sister’s, I use her cell phone to GPS locate my cell phone; it is in the same building I was just in. I sound an alarm on the phone, and a few minutes later my sister receives a text “Hey, I think your brother left his stuff here.” I cab back over there, and a girl comes walking out with a bag of clothes; it was the girl that caught my eye at the start of the night.

We have since kept talking, so I got to find out her side of the story. Obviously, she was the one who I was dancing with, and we cabbed back to her place afterwards. We had some pretty wild sex, according to her, and the most surprising part is that we did not have shower sex. I fully assumed that was the reason for me being wet- to this day, nobody can explain why I was dripping wet. 

She said that she would have woken up to the shower turning on and I didn’t do that, all she heard is a door slam at 5am, and assumed that I was a dick sneaking out, until she woke up to my phone’s alarm next to all of my clothes. Crazy night.

NEXT!

I arrived at the party a little late with a couple of my bros because I had to work, so everyone had already started consuming copious amounts of alcohol. My Bros and I followed their lead. After reaching a level of intoxication which makes the rest of the night a little hazy my Bro who was having the party comes up to me and tells me that a chick who he was friends with had told him she was feigning for dick.

Being very drunk and very horny I went up and began to spit my game at her. In no time we were in the bathroom, I had her pinned against the wall and I was putting her on fingerblast. I could feel a lot of juices and I thought I must have been doing everything right so I said, “oh, your so wet” just then she pushes me away from looks at me then looks down. So I also look down too just in time to see a red drop fall from her orifice and hit the floor. I looked at my hand too see and it looked like I had just murdered someone. I panicked. I started yelling “no, no, no” and shaking my hand out sending little drips all over the bathroom. I throw a towel at the girl saying we have to clean up and I start washing my hand. This all white bathroom looked like this girl had just dropped a menstrual-cycle grenade.

We left the bathroom and I continued reinforcing my bad habits not thinking much of what had just happened. Later on in the night, I found myself on the couch in the party with this SAME girl over my lap. We were both extremely buckled so neither of us we’re prepared. I was turned away from her and was talking to one of my buddy’s when out-of-nowhere she starts heaving. She covers her mouth as I turn and I watch the chunks seep in between her fingers and start going on her and onto my lap. I flip her off me and we end up running back into this CSI scene of a washroom where she starts balling. I clean up as does she and we say nothing to each other as we go downstairs she grabs her friends and leaves crying after having just excreted almost every bodily fluid possible on me. 

I continuing pounding with the bros and we are laughing as by now the whole party had heard of what went on and most have went to check the bathroom that saw it all. I ended up in bed with another broad at the end of the night wondering how she can do this after having heard of what had happened.

 

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