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Last summer, all my boys were coming back from their freshman year of college and, fresh off a breakup, I was ready to slay with my high school Bros again.
My Bro had a birthday banger the week everyone came back at his sick
lake house, so everyone was getting nice and hammered, including myself. My ex-girlfriend from an earlier relationship was there. We hadn't talked in about a year but the booze made it easy for us to start talking again. We started taking shots and shotgunning beers together. At this point, all my Bros knew I was on the hunt and this girl really fucked me over when we broke up, so they knew it would give me a lot of closure to bone her out one last time.
I recall an extraordinary Bro move by my friend who was smoking a cigar with me when my ex slam came up and started talking. He made a point to walk away and leave us alone, then we started hooking up after that.
Much to my surprise, she tells me she wants to fuck that bluntly. Obviously I'm down, so I take her upstairs. We start going at it just like old times.
I was pretty shitfaced at this point, so I don't remember it clearly but I do remember the words “sit on my face” and “raw dog” being tossed around.
Safe to say, it was an awesome time and then out of nowhere she started to cry so I had to bounce. I went downstairs for my victory lap; all my bros knew what went down and were congratulating me. I went out to the lake to celebrate, and my two Bros were waiting for me with a beer and fresh cigar. I remember sitting there, telling them about it and puffing on a fat cigar looking over the lake. It was pretty Bro way to start the summer and some good closure for me coming in the form of a vengeful raw dog with my ex.
Yeah, sounds perfectly healthy. And you really, reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally like your friends, Bro.
I go to school at a top party school with a solid Greek scene and we were having a party at my fraternity house. I see a girl whose face I remember, but can't place the name so I go up and reintroduce myself. We start talking and end up dancing and making out. She then says she need to go find my friends.
I let her leave and go to take shots at the bar thinking it’s just an excuse. She then comes back and since she came back I figure it's not done. So I invite her up to my room for shots. She says yes, but on the way up, she grabs her friend to come with us. Thankfully, one of my brothers saw and tagged along.
He got the friend out of the room. After a couple shots, I went to Poundtown with my girl after some foreplay. After we’re done, I walk her back downstairs to her friend and they leave. Thinking I was done for the night, I don't clean the room up at all.
When I go back for another beer in the basement, I bump into a girl from another sorority and she just starts grinding with me. She’s maybe a 5, but I was like, “fuck it -- two girls in the same night would be a good time.”
I invite her up to my room for shots. As we’re on the way up, we run into two of her friends and my roommate, and we all end up going up to the room.
One of the girl’s friends is a 7.5 and I try hitting on her, forgetting about the other girl. We begin making out in the room and my roommate and the two friends leave.
So I take the girl into my bed, which still has the used condom on it and my tongue was just in another girl’s pussy 20 minutes ago. We begin going at it for a while and I pull out for a little bit and finger her more. I then notice it is incredibly wet, so I pulled my hand out to inspect.
My fingers are just covered in blood and I look at the girl’s face in shock. She says, “I didn't think I was going to get it until tomorrow.”
So I quick run and get a towel to clean my hands and make sure she doesn't get blood on my bed. I go to wash my hands and get back to find her gone, and thankfully no blood anywhere on my bed.
Awesome. That can happen with a human woman sometimes.
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