To make the BroBible Top 5 Hottie Index, the celebrity, model, athlete, or other notable hottie in question needs to be relevant at this moment and tearing up the headlines. Just because you're hot isn't enough. You need to be in the news.

5. Rooney Mara

The Stieg Larsson book trilogy that starts with “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” seemed to become a worldwide phenomenon last year and that was capped off when Rooney was announced as the lead character for the U.S. version of the movie adaptations. This week Rooney unveiled how she’ll look when playing Lisbeth Salendar and frankly it might scare you a little. We’re here to show you Rooney is actually a pretty hot chick.

4. Nicole Kidman

Although she’s bringing 43 years of experience and a few plastic surgeries to the table, Kidman does look good on most days. We always reward expressionism in these parts and Kidman announced this week that she’s still down to get nekked despite having popped out a kid. She’s previously noted that she loved how giving birth gave her bigger b**bs. Those Australians are always a little more outgoing…

3. Jessica Szohr

The "Gossip Girl" star just missed out on last week’s Hottie Index when she posed in body paint for Sobe; Aaron Rodgers at least took notice. Szohr and Rodgers hung out in Philadelphia together last week. It got the Packers a win against the Eagles, so Rodgers obviously knows what he’s doing. He should at least keep her around until they lose.

2. Olivia Munn

It was a big week for Munn as she posed in Maxim and then appeared on the Letterman show. She wanted to make sure she got a good buzz for her Letterman appearance, so she dropped a couple of promiscuous pictures on Twitter showing off a lot of cleavage. I guess that’s what happens when a geek knows she’s hot. If only more celebrities embraced social media by showing off their cans.

1. Anna Benson

It was a sad day in the baseball world this week when Kris Benson retired. It had nothing to do with his play on the field or his work in the community. Instead, we all mourned the fact that we’d never see his hot-piece-of-ass wife again. Even though she f*cked with his life and was a tad annoying (which broad isn’t?), she had huge f*cking tits, posed nekked, and made being a fan of whichever team had her husband under contract slightly more tolerable.