[inline:bert] The Dow is up 190 points so far today, and if there's one guy who's surely making serious coin in this market, it's Bert Breakfast, a junior analyst at Goldman Sachs. BroBible.com and Bernie Hatefield Productions caught up with Bert recently to discuss his transition from the D-I lacrosse field to Wall Street, how he and his friends are coping with the recession, and why Jagerbombs are the keys to a girl's heart. The insightful, hilarious video is after the jump. Update: Video should be working now...

Co-Written and Directed by Bryan Severance. Co-Written and Starring Dan D'Agnes. Produced by Bernie Hatefield Productions and BroBible.com.