STRAIGHT FIRE. I forgot how much I love Mickey Avalon’s 1996 smash hit “My Dick” and I immediately added it to my party playlist. Throw a few eager 90’s sign language teachers in there and this shit belongs in a museum. At the very least it needs to be nominated for an Emmy. I wish nothing but a long and prosperous life to the man or woman who created this. Play this shit at my funeral.
I’d bet my first born child that this dude is in prison right now. Or at the very least on house arrest.
[h/t Happy Place]