Here's a totally phat, all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips old school PSA from the early '90s called, "It Ain't Worth It." Take note of the pimpin', off the heasy neon graphics and sultry video vixens. Tight! The abstinence promo features the MC prowess of NBA ballers David Robinson and AC Green, who still holds the record for consecutive games played at 1192 (and still has a youth abstinence foundation in his name). Barry Sanders makes an appearance to tell kids why they shouldn't have sex as well. Our favorite pearl from the video is bar none the doofus in the beginning, who exclaims, "I'm through! I'm down with the honeys" before walking off the court like a poor sport. "Where's Michael Jordan, the biggest sports star at the time?", you ask? Too busy keeping things real with road beef back at the hotel, we presume.

Hat Tip: The Score