by Rebecca Martinson on June 27, 2014

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Is there something wrong with being trashed before noon? If so, I’ve been doing my tailgates and sporting events wrong for the last 4 years. Where I come from, if you haven’t at least killed a Four Loko and drank half a bag of wine by 9:30 then you might as well go home and wait for the day to be over.

Check it out below (skip to the 1:10 mark if you don’t want to watch all of the intro).

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.