You're stuck in an 18-inch wide seat, traveling at 500 MPH in an aluminum tube. A hot chick is trying hard not to roll her eyes as an unaccompanied minor keeps pinging the call button. The pilot wonders how he's going to continue keeping his west coast family from finding out about his east coast family. And a good-looker is thumbing through a dog-eared copy of The Bonfire Of The Vanities less than a yard away from you. You're single, what do you do?