This past winter, I brought a guy home to meet the parents. He was witty, charming, charismatic and totally won them over which is not always an easy feat. Our long distance relationship didn’t work out but my family has not forgotten about him. So, how did he make such a lasting impression? He came well prepared.
If you’ve already won over the girl and her friends, the meeting of the parental unit is soon to come. Below are a few rules to get you in their good graces.
Rule #1: Dress To Impress
This is hardly a groundbreaking tip, but I still felt that it earned a spot on the list. First impressions are everything and the way you dress will say a lot about you to her parents. Even if you normally dress casually and look dashing in a baseball cap, a super laidback look could come off as sloppy. Dressing nicely makes the right impression and boosts your confidence level.
Rule #2: Rehearse the Story of How You Met
Parents tend to begin the questioning portion of the night with “how did you two meet?” Telling them that you met blacked out in a bar, making out in a dark corner and then engaged in a casual hookup relationship before becoming exclusive is not an option. Talk to your girlfriend pre-meeting to ensure that your stories line up. Otherwise, you might both blurt out totally different versions of how you met making things awkward before you’ve even given your drink order.
Rule #3: Do Some Research
Would you go on a job interview without doing research on the company? Apply this attitude towards meeting your girlfriend's parents by prepping with information on what line of work they are in, if they are outgoing or reserved, their sense of humor etc. Its also beneficial to know the family background like whether of not her parents are remarried, if they have other children from their previous marriage, if grandma is still alive etc. Additionally, asking your girlfriend questions about her family before you meet them scores you points with her because she’ll know you’re
making the effort.
Rule #4: Get Mom to Love You
This isn’t the case with every family but in many families the mother holds the power. She's the one who'll invite you over for dinner, defend you against her husband if you ever wind up on his bad side, and remind your girlfriend of what a great guy you are the next time she is crying over something dumb you did. Flattery and good manners are all you will need to win her over. Compliments on her appearance or cooking are always good and offering to clean up after dinner or fix something around the house that you notice needs help will seal the deal.
Rule #5: Get Dad to Like You
Fathers will always have a harder time accepting you. Having another man swoop into their little girl’s life and start to take over doesn’t settle well with dad. More importantly, they were once twenty-something too and while they would like to believe that no one has deflowered their princess, they are smart enough to know that you probably wouldn’t be hanging around if their wasn’t something in it for your penis. Dad might be difficult at first but if approached strategically, you can get on his good side. Prep by finding out his interests in advance and then work from there. If you share a similar interest, make sure you touch on that during conversation. Sometimes by simply stating a fact you can get something going. If you said the following to my father, he could probably talk to you for five hours: “So, Victoria tells me you’re an avid golfer...”
Rule #6: Prepare Some Conversation Topics
Avoid excruciatingly long awkward silences by keeping some topics of conversation in your back pocket. It's always good to ask a lot of questions and show interest in their family life but if that starts to get stale bring up something else or give them a glimpse into your life and interests. Other suggested topics include: your job, your family, sports, current events, movies, and pets. Topics to stay away from include: politics, religion, money and jokes. Until you have a solid understanding of their sense of humor, you should refrain from making any jokes.
Rule # 7: Bring a Gift
Whatever the occasion, a bottle of wine is usually appropriate. Of course, you want to refer to rule #3 and do some research to make sure her father is not a recovering alcoholic before you present him with alcohol. Floral arrangements or some form of a dessert are also nice gifts and including a note adds a personal touch. The guy I brought home wrote a thank you letter after meeting my parents and mailed it to the house like it was the 1960’s. My mom showed that letter to my Grandma, my aunts, her friends, my friends and anyone with eyes. She still talks incessantly about what a gentlemen he is and now has exceptionally high standards for all future boyfriends. I’m still dodging questions from the family about when they’ll get to see him again... that polite bastard.
Rule #8: Have an Exit Strategy
I’m about to tell you a major female secret that I probably shouldn’t share but am going to anyway. The cardinal rule of dating for girls is to leave the guy wanting more. We end dates early on purpose to leave you wanting more and looking forward to seeing us again. It almost always works. This is what you want to do with her parents. Overstaying your welcome makes you a burden. You don’t want to be the stage five clinger in this scenario; you want to be the one that almost got away. When things start winding down, mention how you’d love to stay but have an early meeting the following day and really need to head home. Leaving on a high note makes them look forward to your next get together.
As long as you're polite, personable, animated and respectful, her parents will love you. Showing that you respect and take good care of their daughter wins points also. Little gestures like holding doors open or pulling out her chair will not go unnoticed. Finally, keep in mind that the meeting is to get to know them better and not to get to know their daughter’s body better. Try and keep your eyes off her tits and ass for the few hours you spend with them. Even if her jeans look painted on and are driving you crazy, getting caught by her father as you eye f*ck her will not end well.
Best of luck!