Life
by Bread Foster on June 23, 2014

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We get it, its been a long hard night of drinking or just a day where you’re in the office and only got to take one fake 30min bathroom break. You’re tired and sometimes just need to take a nap on public transit. Sometimes you just take a cat nap, other times you’re just blacked out. But be warned, falling asleep on public transit has its downfalls.

People are going to take pictures: you’re at your most vulnerable moments and cant help what face you make. Also, don’t judge the author, you all take these too, one of us is ballsy enough to publish it.

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People are going to take selfies:  I mean really, how can you not? Slap a filter on sleeping beauty.

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You have no control: I mean, ZERO control, a knee is perfectly as good as a head rest, or the person next to you.

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People might mess with you: Like have you check their B.O, how am I doing bro?

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People might be “too nice”: Good night, sweet prince, shall I tell you a story?

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People might fall asleep on you back: You might get bed bugs or lice.

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And you never know how people are going to react when they wake up.

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About Bread Foster...

Bread Foster got a degree but rolled a joint with it instead of using it. He's a NYC comedian but a multinational drunk. He enjoys sharing his insanity with the Internet even though it constantly gets him in trouble.