[inline:1] As I stated last week, each Saturday night, from now until God smites me for all my sins, I will be crowning BroBible's Porn Star of the Week. Each week, the star we choose will hopefully be someone who has yet to hit your dick's radar, although I cannot promise that if you are a professional jerk-off artist. After reading this week's College Chick Breakdown of UCSB, Howie Marks (our smut consultant) contacted me stating that two girls who attended UCSB have worked with him. Sadly, for UCSB's Holly Foxx and Charlotte Vale, they are not this week's recipient of our prestigious prize. Unlike our choice, Capri Anderson, those broads didn't possess the bedside manner that I'm looking for.
[inline:main] Capri Anderson is a smoky eyed, nubile fawn who can also be seen performing under these alternate aliases: Capri, Alexis Capri, Capri FTV, Capri Nubiles, Christina, Walsh, and, my personal favorite, Stella Costanza. I am not sure why she uses 47 other names but I will assume it's to keep her father from choking his cock to her movies. [inline:5] The 21-year-old Capri can be found doing a multitude of sexual tasks; from eating another broad's crotch casserole to being penetrated while she is gagged and bound. I saw one scene where a dude is railing her from behind while someone else force feeds her four hotdogs. It makes no sense to me either, but her versatility is inspiring. [inline:4] Birthday: March 30, 1988 Eyes: Green Hair: Light Brown Height: 5'6" Weight: 114 lbs Vaginal Status: Freshly shaven and not yet destroyed Titty Conditions: 36B with shapely areolas. [inline:6] To find videos of this dame, hit up one of the many free adult entertainment sites that we have reviewed and graded. Your pen*ses will thank you. [inline:2] Note from Waffles: Just to clarify: Some of you are questioning if I am sitting at home each Saturday night writing these (which is, quite frankly, an insult). I submit these posts during the week and they are set on a timer to get posted on Saturday. So don't worry, I'm not sitting at home and as a matter of fact, right now I am probably shit faced from drinking all day at the SantaCon bar crawl in NYC.