I loved this list from College Humor. Here at BroBible, we're hit up EVERY FREAKIN WEEK with someone promoting their "hot" and "gamechanging" new Kickstarter campaign. These people don't take "no" for an answer very well. This might sound a little harsh, but if we don't respond to your pitch e-mail, Kickstarter entrepreneurs, we just don't f*cking care about whatever you're trying to hawk. So please stop e-mailing us. We're busy people.