Thanks in no small part to Reddit, the Internet is currently in the grips of a "Single White Female"-level obsession with bacon. We're not sure why exactly. While bacon does undoubtedly rule, there are a lot of great foods in the world—your ribeye steaks, your soft-shell crabs, your Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Bacon, though, currently trumps everything else.
This obssession now seems to be trickling down from a few Instagram aficionados to middle-school kids, at least based on this post from Reddit today. A guy named "The_Ginger_Ninja" wrote, "One of my 6th grade students just earned an 'A' for the year," and then posted this hilarious school assignment:
While the kid's "Adjectives First" section does not have actual sentences, we'll let it slide.