[inline:howie]Since our last conversation with Howie Marks was especially popular, we asked you, our readers, to write in with some questions of your own for our favorite adult entertainment production assistant. Howie was more than happy to openly answer all of the questions we sent to him. To my surprise, he even answered a question from a wise guy who asked if he'd ever gotten a boner from looking at another guy's dick. You can continue reading to find out if he did... Do you think there is any downside to being a male adult entertainmentographer? And how many of these adult entertainment stars are just riddled with STDs? Howie Marks: Sure there are downsides. Unless you're a good performer and working every day you're not going to make the kind of money a girl does. You'd make more money having a 9-to-5 job in many cases. As for the STDs, everyone is tested monthly and if they do have something that's treatable, they'll treat it and get retested. If they have HIV, however, everyone they've worked with recently will be tested and so forth to contain an outbreak. HIV transmission doesn't happen too often and when it does it's usually from male to female. The male transmitting it will generally be doing something else on the side (like having sex with transsexuals and hooking for men) and that's how they've acquired HIV. How do I meet these beautiful ladies by any chance, because I would dearly love to talk to one/get to know one better? Howie Marks: Most of these girls are Twitter hoes. They all love the attention, so something as retarded as that gets them. It's like \`whoever can get the most followers wins' kind of mentality. You can try to hit them up on there but they're likely to ignore you. Many agencies hire girls out for bachelor parties and that might be something you want to try if the girl you're looking to meet is willing to do dances at parties. And also, many of these girls will headline at a strip club so there is an opportunity to meet them there. And finally, you might be able to meet you favorite starlet at one of many adult convention shows throughout the year. How can I break into adult entertainment if I'm not hung like Ron Jeremy? Is it a prerequisite to have a hog the size of a Pringles Can in order to perform in front of the camera?
Howie Marks: Well, to break in as a performer it's almost always a prerequisite that you have a moderately large and long pen*s. It just looks better on camera, especially when you're opening up the sex position so the camera can peer in. That's not to say that smaller men don't make the cut. A recent winner of AVN's male newcomer of the year has a pen*s of average size. That being said, the girls love him, and he's a great looking guy who had to pay his dues before even getting a Boy/Girl scene. Of the girls you have worked with, who has the best or most effective dirty talk? Howie Marks: Well I've never really paid attention to any dirty talk going while the scene is going on. We did shoot something called Nasty Talk POV that my boss shot for Hell House video, but since it was POV I wasn't there watching him f*ck. As I recall Jenna Haze is in that video and from what I've heard she loves to talk dirty. In your tenure, who has said or done something that appeared to even "blow away" the crew? Howie Marks: I don't know what you mean by "blow away" but lets assume you mean what I think you mean and that is has any talent just f*cked everyone on set. Unluckily for me we've never had talent that did that. However, there are stories I've heard of certain girls who are just super hoes and f*ck everyone on set, crew included. If you mean a talent doing something so awesome that we were shocked by it, then I'd have to say there was this one time we had a male talent who came three times -- all large shocking loads and kept hard the entire time. I guess I was shocked that that could happen. Are there any pills or prescriptions that the actors take to last longer? And if so, where can I find them? Howie Marks: I think Viagra or other ED treatments are what you speak of. You can read about all the benefits in the BroBible article espousing its greatness. I've never taken it but I've heard that besides keeping guys hard for a long time it also allows a guy to last for a long time as well. If you want to try this option, feel free to ask you doctor, or your local ludes dealer. I'm sure they can help you out. What's with those huge f*cking loads that some dudes blow sometimes? That can't be real c*m can it? I've seen dudes j*zz for like 30 seconds straight. It's crazy. Howie Marks: I've seen this one video on one of these online adult entertainmento tubes where this guy with a tiny pen*s and gigantic balls is beating off and c*mming like you wouldn't believe (not gay). I've never seen a guy c*m for like half a minute, I've seen guys c*m multiple times but never for as long as you speak of unless we're talking about that video I just mentioned. Also, there are guys in the biz who have really large loads and are hired just for that. But what I think you're talking of are some of these gigantic pen*s and load sites. If you look carefully these pen*ses are fake, and the loads conversely are as well. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY the human body can support that much blood going into pen*s without them passing out. You know that can't be real, physiologically speaking. When you're up in a guy's a**hole filming, like those scenes where you're going for p*ssy but behind the guy when his ass is showing, have you ever gotten a whiff of butthole? I always find those scenes repulsive because I feel for the camera man. Also, has a guy's dick ever given you a hard on? And do guys wax their butt holes ever? Howie Marks: Not to sound too gay but you've mentioned a couple of things that are near and dear to me. First, what you're speaking of is a position I can only assume by your description is called in our industry as "the up and over." It's a modified doggie with the guy almost above the girl as he penetrates downwards into her p*ssy. From this position the camera can see the girl getting penetrated but also the guy's a**hole and balls. My boss HATES this position and we refuse to shoot it whenever we can. I don't want to look at a dude's balls/a**hole. Who does? So, no, I can't say I've ever gotten a whiff of a butthole. Speaking of buttholes, personally I get my taken care of on a monthly basis, I can't stand the fact that feces will touch that and thus make cleanup after dropping a deuce nearly impossible without a shower. That being said I don't know of too many guys I've see in the biz who do. And lastly I've never gotten a hard on by a pen*s, you smartass! Is a girl eating a guy's a**hole something that viewers enjoy? Howie Marks: I don't think so. We don't shoot it. But I know some guys personally enjoy their salad being tossed and if it'll help a scene we're not going to stop talent from helping each other out. My frat's fall formal is coming up -- how much would one of these beauties cost for the weekend? I'm thinking about tapping into my bar mitzvah money. Howie Marks: If you're serious, maybe $15-20k for the weekend. That's only if the girl hooks on the side. Think "Pretty Woman" but more expensive. What are the best adult entertainment conferences/conventions to attend? Howie Marks: I've yet to attend one. But if you were going to attend one before you die, I suggest AVN every year in Jan/Feb in Vegas. All the adult entertainmento girls come out to that one. It's the big trade show of the year. Do boyfriends/spouses ever come and watch? If so, how do they handle it? Howie Marks: We've had a wife of a stunt cock come out to watch, but she really wasn't watching. She was reading a book while her husband was taking on two girls. The wife was in the biz, however, and didn't really care. Ultimately, I think she was bored and they were going to get dinner after the scene. But we generally never have people come and watch, especially significant others. We keep a set small and intimate and allow talent to better concentrate at the job at hand. Having an S.O. on set would only distract and not give us an optimal scene. Are adult entertainment stars sl*ts off the set? Do any of them have kids/families? Howie Marks: Well, some are and some aren't. Girls who do this generally really like sex and so why not make some money at it, right? They're not going to be girls you see in libraries organizing books. But at the same token if it was a guy who was f*cking girls on/off set they'd probably be considered "The Man" according to society's double standard. There are some that have kids and families, and this is what they do to support them. This won't be the last you hear from Howie, later this week we will have a story from the man himself about a recent encounter he had with a adult entertainment star... Stay tuned.