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5 Things You Didn’t Know About the Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

By / 01.09.13

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He can't use urinals:

When you're at a urinal, do the guys next to you gawk?

I don't use urinals; I use a stall. I don't want to put on a show like that. It's easier for me to sit down.

 

His balls are “proportionately as big”:

Speaking of which, are your balls normal?

They're massive. They're proportionately as big. When I [hit puberty], they were already the size of Grade-A eggs.

 

Shoe-size doesn't matter:

Here's another myth: shoe size. Are your feet bigger than Shaq's?

I wear 10.5 shoes.

 

It causes sexual partners jaws to drop:

When you're with sexual partners, do jaws drop? Is it too much for them?

Yeah, basically, even if they already know the size. I do my best to make them not nervous–a lot of making out, kissing, foreplay usually relaxes them. I'm slow and gradual. … When girls are really excited, they could take a fire hydrant.

 

Uhhhhhhh……..

Are you looking for a significant other, or happy being single?

I guess I'm looking for someone, but it's not like I'm desperate for someone.

If only you could find the woman with the world's deepest vagina…

I don't need depth. I need someone who's really good at oral.

So they'd have to be ridiculously deep-throated?

I don't have to go all the way down their throat. Nobody's ever completely deep-throated me anyway. … I sucked myself until I was 18 years old. I can't do it anymore–I get upper neck problems.

 

Go read the full interview at MTV's Guy Code Blog… 


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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