I’m so perplexed by sight of him that I can’t turn away. I want to, but I’m riveted by this human pelican. If you care why he was arrested keep reading. If not, use his diabetic face as motivation to hit the gym tonight.
According to ABC news:
Santa Ana police officers arrested Victor Joseph Espinoza, of Santa Ana, Thursday, after he allegedly grabbed a 10-year-old boy who was headed to soccer practice, Officer Anthony Bertagna from the Santa Ana police said.
Espinoza allegedly approached the 10-year-old and his 19-year-old female cousin, who was accompanying him to practice at approximately 7:20 p.m. Thursday. The 425-pound man allegedly grabbed the boy and wouldn’t let go as he screamed.
The boy finally broke free and ran to practice with his cousin, where they told the soccer coach. The 10-year-old and his cousin were both very shaken by the incident, Bertagna said.
Thank god that kid broke free because it’s pretty much “game over” anytime you bring running into the equation with this fat ass. It’s just too bad the child living in his fucking chin was unable to also escape.
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