A 25-year-old guy with multiple arrest warrants attempted to pass himself off as a high school freshman at a New Jersey high school yesterday, and his decision wasn't due to an undercover drug sting. ("Don't blow on me, son.") Reports indicate that the man, who is 6-foot-1 and weighs around 265 pounds, walked into Dayton High School at around 11 a.m. and asked for an enrollment form. Said the New Jersey Star Ledger, "School officials were concerned, because the man before them was clearly not a young teenager. To avoid conflict, they handed [Carl] Walden a packet of enrollment forms and told him to have his parents fill them out."
Cops later arrested Walden and charged him with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and harassment. He's being held at a Union County Jail on a $5,000 bail. Authorities are still investigating why he wanted to go back to high school. (Creepy girl stuff, maybe?)
Once again, Hollywood has totally lied to us.