Ever started watching a p*rno and then glimpsed at the title to see it looks like it was written by a horny 12 year old? As if someone similar to the kid in this recent SNL skit is probably behind the title. Maybe I can look past it, if the acting and camera work are up to par, but sometimes a corny name is simply a deal breaker. Below is a list of rejected porn movie titles, renamed after famous non-p*rno movies. My personal favorite is Mr. Bean Flicker 3, but I was a little disappointed not to see the V*gina Licking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon make their cut.