My girlfriends gran lives in Alicante, Spain. So one October evening in 2010 we decide to go over and visit her nice little villa.
Now, here's something I did not know about our trip, her gran lived next door to Bono's brother. First night we catch them, and have drinks on their patio (Norman and his wife/girlfriend) lovely people. Turns out they had to leave later that night as he had to visit his brother in Sevilla as U2 were playing a gig there (As if it's a chore to a degree).
So he gives us permission to use his pool whenever we see fit. You know where this is going....
We had sex in the pool of Bono's bro.
It makes me both happy, and sad.
My parents and I were on a road trip. My dad drove, my mom was in the passenger seat, and I was in the back. I don't why but I started looking at porn on my phone. I just get surfing and watching videos (with headphones, of course). Then I started jerking off. Luckily, we had stopped at McDonald's ealier so I finished into napkins. When we stopped at a rest place I made sure I was the one to throw away the McDonald's bag.
2003 Invasion of Iraq front lines outside an-Nasiriya. We had gone with little to no sleep for days in an intense environment. There was no fun, no joy, just shit. I was on watch at night while everyone else in my fighting hole slept. I whipped it out and jacked it slowly so that I would last the entire watch. It helped with entertainment and staying awake, plus we all know we can hear everything when we're jacking off.
Got a blowjob during the middle of a game of mini-putt. That shit was awesome
Okay, here goes. No throwaway for me. One time while I was mowing the lawn I realized I really had to piss. Like really badly. I thought about going inside, but then I was like, "I should just piss out here". So I did. But I was frightened from possibly being caught, and for some reason this gave me a boner. A fear boner. After I was done, I still had the boner. Not only that, but I was really fucking horny. I looked around to make sure no one was paying attention, and then whipped out my dick and jerked that thing hard. Just right there in my yard. Where any of my neighbors could have seen me. I came, and it was one of the most incredible orgasms I've ever had. Surprisingly enough, no one saw anything. I wouldn't recommend doing this, though. You might get the cops called on you.
TL;DR: Stopped mowing the lawn to piss, got horny and jacked off in full view of anyone who could have passed by.
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