This photo of Brutus the 18-foot saltw*ter crocodile comes via Australia's Adelaide River. It was yesterday's Telegraph picture of the day. How is the guy in the red shirt just casually taking a picture without shitty his pants? Bro, the head on this beast is pretty much bigger than your entire body. Maybe he's not worried because the croc is handicap? According to the paper, this beast is missing its right front leg.

Says the Telegraph:

Photographer Katrina Bridgeford took this amazing photograph of Brutus, a 5.5m saltw*ter crocodile, giving a boatload of tourists a moment they'll never forget on the Adelaide River, just over 100km south of Darwin, last week. Ms Bridgeford was on the cruise with sons Jordan, 14, and Dylan Woodward, 11 as well as four-year-old niece Skye Bridgeford and boyfriend Daniel Wilson. Dylan had only two words when the massive man-eater rose out of the water in front of the group: "Holy crap!" The huge saltw*ter crocodile, which is missing its right front leg, is a favourite with tourists on the Adelaide River Cruises, because he loves his meal of buffalo meat and always puts on a good show for it.

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