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14 Uniquely Hawaiian Ways Hawaiians Are Riding Out Hurricane Iselle and Julio

By 08.08.14


Unlike Florida and the Gulf Coast, Hawaii isn’t used to getting slammed by hurricanes. Two hurricanes — Hurricanes Iselle and Julio — are barreling towards the Hawaiian Islands, expected to say aloha with a one-two punch on the Big Island with wind speeds of 75 mph. Mahalo very much, global warming.

So how do Hawaiians prepare for a hurricane? Much like their Gulf Coast brethren, actually: Stockpiling beer, waxing down the longboard, and making sure you have enough Maui Waui to get through the next few weeks. Our friends at the secret-sharing app Whisper passed along 14 uniquely Hawaiian ways users are battening down the hatches.

Under the circumstance, all military should be allowed to get high af if they want, being that this hurricane could possibly be the last thing they do

Smokin a blunt & chillin with my husband. Hoping this hurricane wont hit.

Any girls in Oahu wanna have a tropical storm hump fest this weekend? 22/m

Hurricane is coming time to spend time with my significant other... My vibrator buzz buzz

Mother Nature must be excited.. She sure is wet right now with Julio on the way and Iselle here.

Any girls wanna have a hurricane hump party?

The hurricane isn't even gonna happen today, the fuck? Also my beer is warm

hurricane iselle makes me wanna cuddle all day.. I need a cuddle buddy.

Keeping my mind off the hurricanes.

jack and coke and camera im ready to ride these storms out

Everyone is freaking out about the hurricane and I'm just here like "yeah I picked up some Sam Adams, MGD, High Life, Jameson's, some lighter fuel, and some Vienna sausages, and I plan on doing laundry and carrying on like normal

I was gonna go surfing But then I realized a hurricane hits tomorrow

any girls want to cuddle and hang out with this military guy during this hurricane?

I've never been through a hurricane before and now I have to go through two storms on my own. I'm scared but have to pretend like I'm not for my kid.

To tell the world what’s on your chest CONFIDENTIALLY, download Whisper for iPhone and Android here.

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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