This video has been EVERYWHERE today, but we didn't want the day to end without posting it here. A Zoo York hat–wearing guy took his girlfriend to a Houston Astros game, and got seats down the left-field line, in perfect range of a deep, curving foul ball. So what did he do when a ball was actually hit right at them? He ducked out of the way like a little p*ssy and let the ball hit his girlfriend in the forearm. (That's her making fun of him above.) This prompts two questions: A. How does he not protect his girl? B. What guy is too afraid to try to catch a foul ball at a baseball game? Check out the video after the jump.