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I read your piece last week about releasing the sex tape and it got me thinking about how can I get my girl to make one in the first place. I have tried in the past but she has been reluctant. Any tricks?
I honestly have never made a sex tape and let me tell you why. For one, none of the girls I have f*cked are famous, or likely ever will be famous, so the blackmail motive just wasn't there for me. Sure a movie like that could be used as revenge -- like I stated last week -- but you can do a number of things to wreck a hooker's life, so that argument is moot. The second and most relevant reason I have never made a sex tape is because I never saw the point to it. I mean, look, I can't even motivate myself to f*ck the same girl after being with her for three months, so why would I want to sit at home trying to whack off to a low-budget adult entertainment starring her has-been ass? Hell, the sex during the last six weeks of that relationship scenario probably consisted of me pretending I was f*cking someone else just so I could bust chunks anyway. But hey, if this is something that you are dead set on doing, I'll offer my personal best advice along with some methods that have worked for friends of mine in the past.
Without mentioning chloroform, excessive alcohol, or any other methods that fall under the illegal or inhuman umbrellas (none of which we endorse), there are a few ways you can probably get your girl to soberly want to make a sex video with you. If the chick you are working with is a classic hoe, then setting up a tripod and even bringing in a third party to hold a boom mike is a possibility, but if she has some class to her -- which is probably why your lass is reluctant -- it's going to take time, trust, and tenacity.
If she is already the kind of chick who will send you racy photos on her phone then you are already ahead of the game, but if she isn't, then getting her to take nekked photos, or let you snap of few of her, is step one. To kick this process off, start by taking a few candid nekked photos of her before or after sex. She'll be bashful at first, so make it playful and nonthreatening. She will warm up once you begin laughing about it and telling her hot her tw*t looks under florescent lighting. The next day, after she probably already forgot that you even took the photos, show them to her and let her know how much you loved looking at them when you woke up in the morning. Embellish. Say things like "I love your nekked body," and "from this angle your fupa really shines." Then surprise her by deleting all of the photos while she watches. Can you see that bridge of trust being built?
Within the next week (but not the next day or even next time you f*ck), break out the camera and ask her if you can take a few more. The reason you don't want to try this immediately is because you will look like a f*cking creep with an odd fetish, so let a few days or even a week pass. She will most likely let you take more photos because she now trusts you since you deleted the last batch; but this time, you are going to pretend that you're taking a photo and really take a video. After her initial, "Oh my God, delete that, Josh" moment, show her the video and talk about how sexy she looks. Bring up the fupa again, she'll swoon from all your charm. If needed, you can delete that video, too. It's not what you're really after.
From there it's just relentless (yet carefully calculated) pushing or you might say "plowing" until she eases up and wants to make a full-blown POV movie. Just remember that hidden cameras and anything done without her consent is illegal, so be patient, play your cards right and it will happen.
Lights, camera, action,