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Top 10 White Trash Movie Girls

by on July 16, 2010 at 5:56pm - comments
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Top 10 White Trash Movie Girls

 
Editor's Note: Usually we try to feature classy girls here at BroBible. However, whenever the guys at Things That are White Trash asked us to do a story about white trash girls, we couldn't resist...
 
In an effort to shamelessly plug our new microblog, Things That are White Trash, our friends at BroBible have given us the opportunity to post a list of the top 10 hottest white trash chicks to appear in cinema. While the vast majority of white trash skirts are downright disgusting and should be avoided like a flirty shot girl with a cold sore, these beauties are the exception.

 

10. Elizabeth Berkeley as Naomi in "Showgirls"

Childhood dream of seeing Jesse Spano nekked comes to fruition.

 

 

9. Neve Campbell as Suzie in "Wild Things"

If you’re like me, you’re were never quite sure what this movie was about but have wasted many Kleenex on the threesome scene. Regardless, Neve played a white trash goth chick who we all wanted to bang.

 

 

8. Leslie Bibb as Carley Bobby in "Talladega Nights"

 This smokeshow loves Nascar.

 

 

7. Brittany Murphy as Alex in "8 Mile"

Brittany does a good job playing the gutter-dwelling "aspiring model" from "8 Mile." She breaks B-Rabbit's heart but in my opinion he should have known better. Any girl that is willing to f*ck you in a grimy sheet metal factory with no rubber should have raised some red flags.

 

 

6. Patricia Arquette as Alabama in "True Romance"

The fact that she is named after a Southern state automatically makes her overqualified for this list.

 

 

5. Julia Roberts as Vivian in "Pretty Woman"

Had to include this one. We get to watch Vivian transform from a foul-mouthed, gum-snapping, faux-blonde hooker into a brunette vixen with some serious class. Amazing what a shopping spree and a day at a polo match can do for a girl’s self esteem.

 

 

4. Jamie Pressly as Sandy in "Poor White Trash"

I have to admit that I've never actually seen this movie but the list wouldn’t be complete without including Jaime. She also could have made the list for her roles in "Joe Dirt" and "Evel Knievel."

 

 

3. Marisa Tomei as Cassidy in "The Wrestler"

What's most remarkable about Marisa's performance in this flick is the fact that she was 42 years old during its filming.

 

 

2. Ali Larter as Darcy in "Varsity Blues"

Darcy drove pubescent libidos wild in her unforgettable whipped-cream bikini scene. Extremely effective move aimed at luring whoever was starting at quarterback that given week into bed.

 

 

1. Brittany Daniel as Brandy in "Joe Dirt"

Far too classy to play a believable white trash character but a bombshell nonetheless.

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