Drinking is a fundamental part of a man's life and with the U.S. Open infiltrating prime-time TV tonight and tomorrow night we thought we'd put a boozing game together to make things interesting. It's the weekend and you will already be drinking anyway so if you happen to be enjoying golf, why not add a twist to it?
Disclaimer: The size of a "drink" is subject to the drinker, but must be at least a mouthful. You are required to finish your drink, and everyone else's, every time you get called out for "sipping" instead of "drinking."
Take a shot of the gnarliest shit you own every time there is a severe meltdown or disgusting shank.
Drink every time a fan yells "get in the hole!"
Drink every time they show a live Birdie. Has to be live.
Drink every time the camera pans to a hot girl in the crowd (drink double if it's a WAG).
Drink every time an Eagle is made.
Drink (and change the channel) every time they make us relive Jack Nicklaus's 2-iron on the 17th hole from 1972 U.S. Open. Change the channel and then take a drink.
Drink every time a male enhancement product or Buick Lacrosse commercial airs.
Shotgun two beers if someone gets a hole-in-one.
Drink anytime they reference Tiger's recent injury and how much he's "struggling."
Anytime Payne Stewart’s name is mentioned have a moment of silence, pour a little out for Payne, and then finish your drink.
Take a shot every time they flash back to Tiger's dominance of the 2000 U.S. Open.
Drink every time Johnny Miller gets ignored by Roger Maltbie.
Drink every time an announcer says “from right to left” or vice versa (but only if your dick hangs the way he mentioned).
Ice yourself for every time you tell a tall-tale about your own golf course triumphs.
Add more rules in the comments!