There's a reason that soccer fans are the craziest fans in the world. Yeah, you could mention the passion, and sure you could mention the dedication, but there's really only one thing that puts them ahead of the rest of the pack: They drink the most. With that being said, we implore you to play our USA vs. England drinking game tomorrow so that you can enjoy soccer they way that God intended it to be enjoyed. Hammered.
Disclaimer #1: All Americans are required to drink domestic beer during the game. That means Coors, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Bud (even though it's owned by ImBev), or your local microbrew. Don't get caught drinking a Heineken, Corona, or Dos Equis tomorrow. Have some f*cking pride. Any English blokes out there must drink a Newcastle, Carling, Boddington, or whatever the swill is that you drink over there.
Disclaimer #2: The size of a "drink" is subject to the drinker, but must be at least a mouthful. You are required to finish your drink every time you get called out for "sipping" instead of "drinking"
Drink every time the camera pans to a hot girl in the crowd (drink double if it's a WAG).
Drink every time the announcers show or mention Joe Biden.
Drink every time a yellow card is given.
Drink every time the announcers mention this being the first World Cup in Africa.
Drink every time there is a violent shouting match between players.
Drink during any dead-ball situation (throw in, corner kick, goal kick, penalty kick, free kick).
Drink every time America takes a shot.
Drink every time the announcers mention the 2009 Confederations Cup.
Drink every time the announcers mention the fact that America's 1950 victory over England.
Drink every time Tim Howard makes a save.
Drink every time U.S. captain Carlos Bocanegra heads the ball.
Drink every time the announcers mention Landon Donovan's success at Everton.
Drink every time the announcers mention Oguchi Onyewu's knee.
Drink every time the announcers mention Jozy Altidore's ankle.
Drink every time the announcers mention Rio Ferdinand's injury.
Drink every time the announcers mention John Terry's affair or loss of captaincy.
Drink every time the announcers mention England's unsettled goalie position.
Drink every time the announcers mention Charlie Davies.
Drink every time Clint Dempsey's play at Fulham is mentioned.
Drink every time America takes a free kick on England's side of the field.
Finish your drink every time England hits the post/crossbar and doesn't score.
Finish your drink if England misses a PK.
Finish your drink if a punch/kick/headbutt is thrown.
Finish your drink if a yellow card is given to America on a "dive."
Finish your drink every time a red card is given.
Finish your drink every time America scores.
Finish the keg when America wins!