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5. Charlize Theron
All of this week’s selections will be World Cup-themed, and Charlize is the most well known actress from the host South Africa and thankfully she brings her share of looks to the table as well. The wonderful thing about her she has constantly gotten nekked in films despite her rise to fame. Whether it be the scene from “The Devil’s Advocate” where she showed her tits and bush or the scene in “The Burning Plan” where she smokes a cig in the buff, it’s good to know she’s keeping her fans happy.
4. Victoria Beckham
We’ve lost David Beckham for this World Cup to an Achilles injury, which means we probably won’t be seeing too much of his wife. The fact that it’s all the way in South Africa probably doesn’t help encouraging her to go either. We’ll use this space to memorialize her place as the most famous of all the soccer WAGs given that we’ll likely never see her at another World Cup.
Colombia isn’t represented in this year’s World Cup (probably better for all their national team players' well-being), but they were represented when Shakira performed at the World Cup kickoff concert last night (it's airing tonight on ABC). There’s really not much to say about Shakira other than you can only imagine the possibilities she brings to the bedroom after watching her shake her ass for 10 seconds.
2. Abigail Clancy
All eyes will be focused on tomorrow’s United States affair with England, but before the match you should take a look through the WAGs of the English team (and all other teams for that matter). Most of their players are a little light on the looks and none more than striker Peter Crouch, who somehow managed to bag Miss Clancy. I know she’s 5’9”, but what is she thinking dating that tall duffs? You’re better than that. Maybe the theory is he knows better than to cheat on her unlike most players (e.g. Ashley Cole with wife Sheryl).
1. Bethany Dempsey
It’s a good thing for Bethany that Landon Donovan and his ex-wife Bianca Kajlich saw an end to their relationship or else Clint's wife wouldn’t be in this space. While she may not be the best looking of this group, she’s American and that’s all that matters. Cheer for Sam’s Army on Saturday at 2:30 p.m. LET’S GO USA!