How'd you Bros lose your virginity? Let's find some better stories than my own.

Here's mine (and I know I'm going to catch some hate on this, but f*ck all of you, why would I post this if I was making it up. Because my anonymous name wants to sound cool?) I was 13, at the end of my 8th grade summer, and playing golf at my local course. Went outside to call, who else but my own mother, when this chick who worked at the course selling balls and giving tee times walks out and gives me her number in a little piece of paper. Call her later that night with the classic convo; "Hey! you gave me your number earlier?" "Hey! yeah I did, let's hang out! How old are you." Ever clever, I responded with the timeless, "How old are YOU?" She told me she was 18: I thought, 'Fuck it,' and responded with "Yeah, me too! Let's get some dinner tonight."

Long story short, we ended up getting a little tipsy that night (yes, at the age of 13 I got this b*tch drunk) and we proceeded to have sex in her car. That's how I lost my virginity; one of the proudest moments of my life up to this point. How'd you bros lose yours?