The 25 Hottest Over-50 Cougars in Hollywood

by J. Camm on May 19, 2010 at 12:09pm -

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The 25 Hottest Over-50 Cougars in Hollywood

There is just something about a sexy older woman that will always make a young man's crotch sizzle. That can probably be attributed to us spending a better part of our formative years watching several of our female peers fumble around with our cocks in the bedroom and stumble around the barroom a la Lindsay and Britney. It's no wonder why we have all collectively become so drawn to Mrs. Robinson. Or, as we call them, "cougars." Now, when I was 21 years old, a lot of shit was different. "In Da Club" was topping the charts, Natty was my beer of necessity, and a cougar was any broad who was older than 35. But nowadays, 50 Cent has practically lost all relevance, I've traded Natty for Bud, and while I'd still gladly f*ck a 35 year old, my mindset on what it is to be a real cougar has changed. Slightly.

After looking at JoePa's 40 Cougars Who Age Like Wine post, I got to thinking. After a few moments (I think fast), I realized that his list had some really young broads on it and it didn't pay enough homage to the older cougar. Before you vomit, just hear me out. Once a man hits the wrong side of 25, a broad who is in her 30s isn't really a cougar or that much of a triumph anymore. They are just another impressive notch on the old distinguished belt.

With that in mind, I wanted to do a list of 50-somethings in Hollywood who most of us would still be thrilled to call a conquest. Back in the day these broads where show stoppers, but even today, I'd still shake my stick at them. Sure they've seen more dick than Nixon's casket, and some of them probably blew Bogart and Sinatra on their way to the top, but most of them still look like they are barely 40 and they are all wealthy enough to get vag*nal restoration surgery.

There are plenty of women in Hollywood who might belong on this 50 and over list, but I used my own "would I f*ck her?" test to sort out the dead weight and excess liver spots. We are going to start with youngest and go to oldest.

Jennifer Tilly, 50 (shown above)

Sharon Stone, 51