On Monday and Tuesday, we offered up the first two batches of our ultimate Man Cave movie list: 100 films, with titles A through I, that every Bro should one day own on DVD or Blu-ray or PSP or however the hell you watch movies these days. Today, the list continues with those movies on our list with titles beginning with J through R. Tomorrow, we'll wrap up with S through Z. If you think we've left something out of the first 200 listings, we guarantee it will show up on the 100 movie-strong Honorable Mention list on Friday. Don't forget, we grouped sequels, trilogies, etc., together, so actually there will be many more than 300 films listed over the course of this week. Let's get right to Part 3…
"Jaws" (1975, ’78)
Starring: Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider
Memorable Quote: “Smile you son of a BITCH!” [Shoots the air tank and Jaws blows up]
"Jerry Maguire" (1996)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jay Mohr
Memorable Quote: “Show me the money!”
"The Karate Kid" (1984, ’86)
Starring: Ralph Macchio, William Zabka
Memorable Quote: “Put him in a body bag, Johnny. Yeaaaahhhh!”
"Kill Bill" (2003, ’04)
Starring: David Carradine, Michael Madsen, Uma Thurman
Memorable Quote: “Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.”
"Kingpin" (1996)
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, Bill Murray
Memorable Quote: “I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.”
"LA Confidential" (1997)
Starring: Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pierce
Memorable Quote: “I admire you as a policeman — particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.”
"The Last Boy Scout" (1991)
Starring: Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans
Memorable Quote: “This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.”
"Layer-Cake" (2004)
Starring: Daniel Craig
Memorable Quote: “Life is so f*cking good I can taste it in my spit.”
"Lean on Me" (1989)
Starring: Morgan Freeman
Memorable Quote: [after refusing admittance to the Fire Chief] “You know what he's saying right now? 'Black bastard can't throw me out!' You know where he's saying it? Out in the parking lot.”
"Lethal Weapon" (1987, ’89, ’92, ’98)
Starring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
Memorable Quote: “I'm too old for this shit!"
"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" (1998)
Starring: Jason Statham, Jason Flemyng
Memorable Quote: “We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you’re carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don’t look like your average horti-f*cking-culturalist."
"Lord of War" (2005)
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Ethan Hawke
Memorable Quote: “There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.”
"Made" (2001)
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau
Memorable Quote: “What are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, f*cko, if that motherf*cker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you f*cking believe it?”
"Major League" (1989)
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Wesley Snipes
Memorable Quote: “I've only got one thing to say to you: Strike this mother f*cker out.”
"Mallrats" (1995)
Starring: Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Ben Affleck, Kevin Smith
Memorable Quote: “Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent — I don't care which one — but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.”
"Man on Fire" (2004)
Starring: Denzel Washington, Marc Anthony, Christopher Walken
Memorable Quote: “Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.”
"The Matrix" (1999, 2003)
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne
Memorable Quote: “Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”
"Miracle" (2004)
Starring: Kurt Russell
Memorable Quote: “Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em 10 times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world.”
"Missing in Action" (1984)
Starring: Chuck Norris
Memorable Quote: “The misfortunes of war!”
"Mission: Impossible" (1996, 2000, ’06)
Starring: Tom Cruise
Memorable Quote: “You've never seen me very upset.”
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)
Starring: John Cleese, Graham Chapman
Memorable Quote: “ I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
"The Naked Gun" (1988, ’91, ’94)
Starring: Leslie Nielsen, O.J Simpson
Memorable Quote: “It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.”
"The Natural" (1984)
Starring: Robert Redford
Memorable Quote: “You’ve got a gift Roy… but it’s not enough — you’ve got to develop yourself. If you rely too much on your own gift… then… you’ll fail.”
"Oceans 11, 12, 13" (2001, ’04,’07)
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Scott Caan, Casey Affleck
Memorable Quote: “Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.”
"Office Space" (1991)
Starring: Ron Livingston, Gary Cole
Memorable Quote: “Well, I generally come in at least 15 minutes late, ah, I use the side door — that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh — and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour… Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work.”
"Old School" (2003)
Starring: Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson
Memorable Quote: “Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second-degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in 15 years.”
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest" (1975)
Starring: Jack Nicholson
Memorable Quote: “Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?"
"Out Cold" (2001)
Starring: Jason London, Zack Galifianakis, Lee Majors
Memorable Quote: “No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.”
"PCU" (1994)
Starring: Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau
Memorable Quote: “It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.”
"Platoon" (1986)
Starring: Johnny Depp, Tom Berenger, Forest Whitaker, Charlie Sheen, Kevin Dillon
Memorable Quote: “Yeah, but I still like a piece of p*ssy once in a while. Ain't nothing like a piece of p*ssy, except maybe the Indy 500.”
"Point Break" (1991)
Starring: Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey
Memorable Quote: “If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.”
"Porky’s" (1982)
Starring: Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier
Memorable Quote: “I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.”
"Predator" (1987)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura
Memorable Quote: “Bunch of slack-jawed douches around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.”
"Private Parts" (1997)
Starring: Howard Stern, Paul Giamatti
Memorable Quote: “After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses is it not?”
"The Program" (1993)
Starring: James Caan, Omar Epps
Memorable Quote: “Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out.”
"Pulp Fiction" (1994)
Starring: John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson
Memorable Quote: “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
"Pumping Iron" (1977)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Feriggno
Memorable Quote: “It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.”
"Raging Bull" (1980)
Starring: Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci
Memorable Quote: “You punch like you take it up the ass.”
"Raising Arizona" (1987)
Starring: Nicolas Cage, John Goodman
Memorable Quote: “There's right and there's right and never the twain shall meet.”
"Rambo" (1982, ’85, ’88, 2008)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna
Memorable Quote: “I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.”
"Reservoir Dogs" (1992)
Starring: Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Quentin Tarantino
Memorable Quote: “Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f*ck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dic
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