Over the last three weeks, I've had a good time rounding-up the various girl-meets-guy scenerios posed on HeTexted.com, the website where women go to groupsource interpretations of men's text messages. In case you've missed our other posts on the subject, HeTexted is the dating advice way of saying "To the cloud!" Rather than simply screencapping the best of the best for you guys to yuck it up in the comments, this week I'm offering a little Y chromosome insight.
- Just So You Know Guys, Women Are Now Groupsourcing Interpretations of Your Texts on HeTexted.com
- 20 Examples of How Crazy Things Have Gotten on HeTexted.com In a Matter of Days
- 16 More Examples of Just How Crazy Things Have Gotten at HeTexted.com
- Checking In on HeTexted.com: Yep, Still Pretty Crazy
Let's get started...
My Take: How can you possible be "sttuuuuuuuckkk" in this scenerio? College is like the easiest thing ever. Find out what party he's at Thursday - Saturday and rise, wash, repeat. You'll know everything you need to know about pursuing the next time you see him.
My Take: You are an oblivious fool if you think he just wanted to see your feet.
My Take: Perfectly valid excuse. Women talk all the time about how they want a guy who's ambitious and successful, so occasional last minute snares like this come with the territory. You want a guy who makes a respectable living and can shower you with Hermes handbags during the holidays? Well, unless he's blue blood with a trust fund, he's going to have to be in a relationship with someone else too: The person who writes his paychecks. And, yes, sometimes it involves taking him to dinner. Chill, he'll reschedule.
My Take: Let's just pump the brakes with this "Or just a friend" b.s. He said it back, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he still has feelings for you. Bro bro was with you for four freakin' years. Then again, he's also in a different time zone and experiencing a brief, fleeting distance-makes-the-heart-grow-stronger moment as a stranger in a strange land. I wouldn't take it too seriously.
My Take: Psshhh. Bringing over hot chocolate? Talking about not wearing clothes? Going for "drives."? Subtly is not your thing. His excuse of "work" is pretty much skywriting for "Look, I'm down for the easy, no-strings attached hook-ups, but hell no I don't want a relationship right now." Try to be a little more discreet, girl.
My Take: Hmmmm, me thinks someone isn't telling the whole story here. Yes, I'm looking at you, HeTexted uploader. I'm going to paint a picture of what I think happened: You hung out with the FRIENDS of the guy you were on-again, off-again seeing instead of with the actual guy. You only have your self to blame for him being pissed at you. Clearly it's a classic case of actions showing mixed messages.