[inline:tiger] There are two statements in the headline. One is a joke. One is true. According to a statement released by his agent and spokesman: "Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues, and close associates at [11 a.m. ET Friday] at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior." There will be no Q&A session, natch.